Funny things people have said to me

I just thought I'd share some of the more funny/questionable things people have said to me since I've been pregnant! I'm not at all critical of what people say, and for the most part it's really hard to offend me. That's why these things are just plain funny!

1. "You're all butt and belly." (Leo said this to me!)

2. "Oh no, don't do that to him, that's not right." (Someone said this to me in response to what we're naming the baby.)

3. "Wow, it's going to be a very big baby!" (Said to me a few days ago, when I told someone I had 3 months to go. I have to defend myself here - I'm only 5'1". He has no place to grow but OUT!)

4. Waiter, "Would you like dessert?" Me, "Oh no, no thanks!" Water, "Yeah, you look really full!" ha ha! He explained that he tells that joke to all the pregnant ladies.